........Sandwiches

Say you LOVE sandwiches right...?Say, every time you see anyone you tell them how you love sandwiches. You eat sandwiches all the time. You are literally ALWAYS making sure every one knows how much you love sandwiches & that it's the best to YOU! You have had sandwiches in all kinds of different ways and you think every body should also eat sandwiches & are constantly rubbing it all over work, friendship circles & communities how much you love sandwiches and that you had one and that they are the best and they only wish they could have one ....even to the point of getting a kick out of getting people to eat sandwiches with you. Who maybe wouldn't have. To the point of telling children how much you love sandwiches because.....NOBODY CARES!!!!!

NOBODY HATES YOU. YOU AREN'T IMPORTANT ENOUGH! WE DONT CARE ABOUT ANY SANDWICH HOLIDAYS, PARTIES, PARADES. NOT BECAUSE ANYONE HATES YOU OR HATES SANDWICHES. Come closer & hear me out here....shhh...closer...YOU!!!!!!!! YOOOOUUUUU ARE MAKING PEOPLE NOT CARE ABOUT SANDWICHES & POTENTIALLY YOU!!!! .....but not me ofcourse, I'm just saying...